The AP story from Gina Holland on Anna Nicole Smith's SCOTUS case is full of quotes that you would only use if you were cynical and on a caffeine binge. The only people I know like that are my fellow bloggers.
WASHINGTON — With an oil fortune on the line, former stripper Anna Nicole Smith encountered a sympathetic audience at the Supreme Court on Tuesday.
Several justices said they were concerned that the one-time Playboy Playmate was kept from pursuing a piece of her late husband's fortune.
"It's quite a story," said Justice Stephen Breyer...
Breyer said there was evidence that the son hired private detectives to keep Smith away from her elderly husband's bedside.
Smith's claim is simple, said Justice David Souter, "just give me the money I would have had."
Justices repeatedly referred to the amount of money at stake, and criticized arguments that only a Texas court had jurisdiction to settle the nasty family feud.
"That's just not the way our system works," said Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the only woman justice...
Douglas Baird, a bankruptcy expert at the University of Chicago, said: "I'd suspect some justices haven't the slightest idea who Anna Nicole is."
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Of course, we all know that Justices Thomas and Scalia have lifetime subscriptions to Playboy and are regular visitors to The Grotto.