Apparently, on Christmas Eve, a bike cop in San Antonio pulled up to San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker's car and rapped on the hood because he was impeding traffic. Parker became angry and so did his annoyingly ubiquitous girlfriend, Eva Longoria, according to the police report.
Longoria, I shit you not, reportedly said from the passenger seat, "He's just a Mexican bike cop. He only wants your autograph." Both the AP and the Reuters story have Longoria, through her publicist, making it clear that she is "a Mexican herself." I don't see how that prevents her from calling someone else a Mexican. I mean, I call people cracker-ass crackers all the time and I'm white.
Parker was cited for impeding traffic and not providing a valid US license (his was French, figures). Longoria claims the police report is "highly inaccurate." And I claim I'm tired of hearing about Longoria, but I'm happy this happened to them on Christmas.
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