But I don't feel like writing anything tonight. That's what happens when I take Saturday off, I don't want to do anything on Sunday. Here are some things to look forward to this week, when I do feel like it.
- Launching of the new Common Sense.
- Top Ten Sexiest MILFs.
- Top Ten Sexiest Members of Opus Dei (?).
- There are snakes on the motherf---ing plane!.
- Fake news report about the Dick Cheney event (I can pretend, can't I?).
- I beg you people to donate money so that I can buy food.
- A theater performance.
All that and more as the week progresses. For now, Andy Milonakis.