Proving you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl, Department of Child and Family Services paid a visit to Britney Spears at her Malibu home this weekend. There is no word if there is an investigation, but have you seen how she treats her baby?
More to the point, though, is how did she became such trailer trash? She's turned into that girl in the trailer park who wins the lottery. You know the kind. She's got a big house and all the money in the world, but she married a complete loser who could have been the stunt double in Joe Dirt. And K-Fed always seems to be looking for a job, he just never finds it. Just one baby later, her looks and any appeal she had to any other human being is gone and it turns out that being rich doesn't make you a suitable mother.
I really hope to God they make a Lifetime Movie out of her biography so that young girls can be warned to never imitate her.