I'm not so behind the times that I don't understand the cultural fascination that is Myspace.com. I mean, why is it that 3/4 of the time when I want to check for messages or to see who is on, I can't even connect to the damn Web site.
No matter what computer I'm on or which browser I'm using, it always stalls right around now. It's friggin' annoying. I guess their server can't handle the traffic. You know what that means, you people need to get off. All my Myspace friends are porn stars and I need to see if they've written to me, which is way more important than whatever the hell it is you're doing.