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This was sent from me to one of my Myspace friends (a civilian, not an adult entertainer).

The Hills Have Eyes is a remake of a Wes Craven film from the 70s. I don't know how good it is, but he is exec producing on it so it has to be at least slightly like the original. You should really see the original first.

I'm just a little tired of my usual routine. My dreams of being a big-name blogger with a cushy writing job aren't materializing as fast as I would like. And I haven't had time to work on my book.

And I need a girlfriend. Sailor Moon and Space Monkey make horrible companions. I can't even fall asleep around those two without something bad happening. And they are horrible to cuddle with. I need someone to follow me around and do stuff with me. Like in The Grudge when Sarah Michelle Gellar's character is looking at all the pictures of Bill Pullman and she sees the same asian chick in the background of all of them. That's what I want. I want every picture of me to have the same asian chick in the background.

Only, I don't want to die in a creepy house and I would like for there to be sex involved.

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[texxas red]

Dude - you live and work in Waco....