It's not the slowly-encroaching fascist state that Republicans seem to want, it's whether or not Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force has braces.
You see, in this screen capture from adultswim.com, we clearly see that Frylock has no braces. But, in the opening credits when this exact same shot is from, we see he does wear braces. And in the episode entitled "Balloonenstein" he smiles revealing a mouth full of metal. Which is it, for the love of God? Which is it?
This is what keeps me up at night. This is what defines my very existence.