I didn't know porn stars had uniforms
Apparently, a girl going by the name Courtney Simpson was a cheerleader at Arizona State University and may or may not have worn her cheerleading uniform on the set of a porno movie that she was starring in, prompting ASU officials to consider a lawsuit.
Or at least they should be, according to the Arizona Republic.
This is just the excuse I've been waiting for, though I heard about this a few months ago. Now, it's in the mainstream press, so it gives me an excuse to talk about my love of porn.
I can tell you that she really was an ASU cheerleader for the 04-05 basketball season, that her real name is Courtney Cox (yet, she changed it for porn?) and that I've seen the movie in question and she is wearing an ASU cheerleading outfit that she brought with her.
The movie is called Gina's Double Dutch and stars one of my favorite actresses, Eva Angelina. And that's probably more information than you wanted. Suffice it to say, I watched this movie to see her in Wonder Woman boots but also saw a girl doing some very naughty things in a Sun Devil's cheerleading uniform.
Courtney was kicked off the team for unspecified reasons, then proceeded go on to her adult career. I don't think anyone on the set thought there would be a lawsuit if she wore the uniform, but what I get from the university is that they take this very seriously.
The response ASU had will be nothing compared to the shit-fit Baylor is preparing to throw when freshmen start applying for jobs at the new Hooters on New Road. You've got a front row seat for that one, my friend. I was there when several seniors appeared in Playboy's Girls of the Big Twelve, and there was talk on the campus that the administration was investigating ways they could revoke diplomas. Yeah...revoke them for showing boobies. Balyor stinks.
I wonder if you've seen the story about the group down here in S.A. who was trading porn for Bibles on the UTSA campus? I've got an entry on it at my blog: http://hyperliterature.blogspot.com/2005/12/debbie-does-galilee.html
Posted by: Mark | December 06, 2005 at 12:26 AM
What an ingenious way to build up a porn collection!! Then, you could sell all the duplicates on an auction site & pay for graduate school at Baylor....
Posted by: texxas red | December 06, 2005 at 10:27 AM
so, i used to cheer with courtney on the asu cheerleading squad. as a matter of fact i slept in the same bed with her at cheer camp....anyways, before she became a member of asu cheer, she was a strict morman....ironic, huh?? she never drank, never had sex, never did anything...that just goes to show what being locked up can do to people!!! she was a great girl????
Posted by: anonymous | March 30, 2006 at 03:26 AM