I could make a joke about box turtles

Or I could just show you this picture which explains how two men getting it on is like one man marrying a box turtle, and let it speak for itself.

Yes, we've got problems with Sen. John Cornyn... again. Our friend at The Agonist, Sean-Paul Kelley, emails us to let us know that the man is trying to get him down. Apparently, the senator's office called complaining about Sean-Paul linking him to the Jack Abramoff scandal (which he is) and that the senator would pull access of the radio station that hosts the show that Sean-Paul guest hosts once a week (a bitch ass move, senator).

I'm only going to say this once, so if you know Senator John Cornyn by any chance, let him know. Tell that bitch he gonna PAY what he OWE. If he doesn't, he'll have to answer to me. And I've got a computer with Photoshop now; I'll put his face on a picture of a guy having sex with a box turtle. I'll do it, even his mom is reading this, his kids, his wife, his bill collectors. Why? Because I don't give a fuck!

Now that that's clear, let's see him pull a bitch ass move like that again.

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[Jim Burroway]

Hmmm.... That gives me an idea...