Dream a wish foundation

Usually, if you want something from me, all you have to do is ask. For instance, I got an email last night asking that if I was going to call Paul Burka an idiot, could I at least also show the cover of the August issue of Texas Monthly. So, here it is, without me on the cover... again. Sigh.

And I received a gratis-registration link to the column. I take that as an invitation to link to Burka so you can see just how big an idiot he is. So here you go.

You see, I'm nothing if not accommodating.