There is a list of the 100 sexiest women and after watching her on Celebrity Poker Showdown, I think Lacey Chabert should be number 1.
But she's not even on the list. That skank-job Angelina Jolie is number 1. Who the hell decides these things? And then Terri Hatcher and Paris Hilton are in the top 10? What kind of losers did this list?
The FHM people really need to screen their list for people that are too ugly to be sexy. And why was Jaime Pressly not on the lsit? Haven't these people seen Torque (she was skantastic)?
So here is my list of the sexiest women in the world. I've only got time for 10, but they'll be people you know at least.
- Lacey Chabert
- Salma Hayek
- Rosario Dawson
- Jaime Pressly
- Alyssa Milano
- Carmen Electra
- Anna Kournikova
- Katie Holmes
- Jennie Finch and one porno star
- AJ Khan from Lord of the G-String (you think I'm making that one up?)
That is a list of totally sexy women with no skank barons like Tara Reid or Paris Hilton.